The auction you will now be bidding on is for the Famous Red Lobster Hat to represent your company in the online Party Riches Tournament Part 2 this April. (And the many fringe benefits that come with this!)
Isn't it amazing how popular "Body Advertising" has become? Everywhere you look someone is trying to sell space on their own body for advertising purposes. The Red Lobster Hat takes it to an entire new level folks. This auction hasn't even closed and the media is already on top of this story
Isn't it equally amazing how HUGE the poker craze has become? Everywhere you look there seems to be poker or Texas Hold'Em; on television, in stores, at parties, It is ridiculous. After reading through this auction, you will see that the winner of The World Famous Red Lobster Hat Auction stands to gain a great deal of media attention and more exposure than they would spending millions on a Super Bowl commercial! Think about it......The Super Bowl is on television one night of the year......The Party Riches tournament will be talked about for at Least the next week or so........Imagine me sitting in my house wearing the Red Lobster Hat and your company Logo.....
Now lets talk about the exposure.. I have three people that live in my house besides myself, Think of all that exposure. I also have a large picture that I will be walking in front of every so often. There is traffic on the road in front of my house so there is a chance someone else might even see your logo.
If you thought the Ebay Grilled Cheese Sandwich auction had a lot of media exposure, you haven't seen anything yet! What you are about to read is perhaps the most brilliant and well thought out Body Advertising opportunity ever presented to the public. With the amount of anticipated media exposure, The Red Lobster Hat has potential to become even more recognized than The Golden Palace's Pink Bunny!! With no further ado, I present to you "The World Famous Red Lobster Hat Auction"
What is up for auction here is me sitting in a Red Lobster Hat playing poker in the online $10.00 main event at this months Party Riches Tournament. I will proudly display your companies logo or URL on my Red Lobster Hat as well as any other place on my body; i.e.: forehead, cheeks, etc. Anywhere I go in my house throughout thie night I will be in a Red Lobster Hat, regardless of where I end up in the tournament!
Guarantee
I will refund your money if I dont make the final table of the Party Riches tournament.... as long as there is only one table because I am a horrible poker player.
This will be a no reserve auction, and I'm sure your site will get no hits because of this promotion so bid accordingly.
This was totally my idea and was not stolen from anywhere else!
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