If anyone is in need of a new best friend, I am for sale at the moment

I'm offering stake in myself for at a few WSOP events coming up: Shares start at $100 each and are good for 90 cents on the dollar.
Example: $1500 NLHE
$100 gets you 1/15 x 0.90 = 6%
I'm keeping 40% to 67.5% of myself in each event.
My online poker stats are insufficient sample size:
101/674 in the money
$14,412 in prizes
-4% ROI
Early 9% (first 10% eliminated)
EM 19% (next 20% eliminated)
Mid 39% (next 40% eliminated)
Mid Late 22% (next 20% eliminated)
Late 11% (finished in top 10% of field.
My 101 cashes breaks down as 18 1st place finished, 13 2nd place finished, 16 3rd place finishes, 53 4th-10th finishes, 36 other cashes inside the money.
When i make the $ I usually final table.
NOTE: My Stats show I am a losing online player. a small one so I just want to point that out clear. A bit of an explanation though, I did not take half those tournaments serious, I would get a few hundred dollar affiliate payment get burnt out and toss my money all in like 2 hours into it and just steam.
I am a winning live player and online I am winning for my career.. my 5000+ tournaments I played were pre internet database days. I have thousands of hours in live poker experience, several wins and many final tables at foxwoods dailies over the years.
I meant to keep this post short and now its gotten long. Anyways if anyone is interested send contact me and I'll link you to more details.